I crawled out of the windy canal and felt reborn. A group of Jackson Holers applauded our rebirth. Congratulations, it was fully-formed triplets, two of us with honking adam's apples, and our milk teeth already come and goners! I still got my wisdom teeth.That's Kadee, Kyle's girlfriend. She's nice. One time when we were in Portland, somebutty (neologism copyrighted, Andrew Jorgensen, 2007) kicked over a potted flower in the plaza and while we all stood there looking at the jerk walk away, thinking about what a jerk he was, she went over and picked the flower up and put it back into its position in the little geometric formation. Let us be thankful for all the good people in the world it takes to make up for all the bastards.
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