So this is what might happen if you go into labor and ask me to watch your son but do not provide any clothes for him because you are trying to rush to the hospital.
Don't worry, Tyson. Andy says he won't take away your man card.
I couldn't take away his man card if I wanted to. The kid has so much manly virtue and brute strength that he would crush me. Plus, I checked and it said his was a lifetime irrevocable man card, signed by Chuck Norris himself.
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Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
I couldn't take away his man card if I wanted to. The kid has so much manly virtue and brute strength that he would crush me. Plus, I checked and it said his was a lifetime irrevocable man card, signed by Chuck Norris himself.
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